Funny Newlywed Game Questions

This is the version that ends in 'you really think that's me?!' The funny Newlywed Game swaps the sweet stuff for your most ridiculous habits, quirks and embarrassing tendencies. Guess how your partner would answer, brace yourself for the truth, and prepare to defend yourself. It's the best kind of chaos.

1. 1Who takes longer to get ready - and who'd never admit it?
2. 2Who's more likely to start a fight with the GPS?
3. 3What's the weirdest thing your partner does when they think no one's watching?
4. 4Who hogs the blankets at night?
5. 5What's your partner's most ridiculous fear?
6. 6Who would lose their phone faster on a night out?
7. 7What 'harmless' habit of your partner's secretly drives you wild?
8. 8Who's more likely to cry at a cartoon?
9. 9What food does your partner aggressively over-order every time?
10. 10Who would survive longer without their phone?
11. 11What's your partner's most-repeated catchphrase?
12. 12Who's the messier one - be honest?
13. 13What dance move does your partner think is cool but isn't?
14. 14Who's more likely to fall asleep mid-movie?
15. 15What's the pettiest thing your partner has held a grudge about?
16. 16Who talks to the pets more?
17. 17What's your partner's weirdest snack combination?
18. 18Who's more likely to get lost in a parking lot?
19. 19What's the silliest thing your partner has cried-laughed at?
20. 20Who'd win an argument purely by being more stubborn?