Funny Never Have I Ever Questions for Couples

Forget romantic for a second - sometimes you just want to laugh until you cry. This funny edition of Never Have I Ever digs up the embarrassing, slightly shameful things you've both definitely done. Read them out loud, watch each other crack, and prepare to hear stories about your partner you somehow never knew.

1. 1Never have I ever talked to a pet like it was a full adult human.
2. 2Never have I ever pretended not to see someone I knew to avoid saying hi.
3. 3Never have I ever waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me.
4. 4Never have I ever googled a symptom and immediately assumed the worst.
5. 5Never have I ever practiced an argument in the shower and won decisively.
6. 6Never have I ever used the five-second rule on something I really shouldn't have.
7. 7Never have I ever laughed at completely the wrong moment and couldn't stop.
8. 8Never have I ever forgotten someone's name two seconds after they said it.
9. 9Never have I ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid a conversation.
10. 10Never have I ever rewatched a video of myself way too many times.
11. 11Never have I ever sent a text to entirely the wrong person.
12. 12Never have I ever blamed a smell on the dog - or on you.
13. 13Never have I ever pushed a 'pull' door confidently in front of people.
14. 14Never have I ever lied about having read a book to sound smart.
15. 15Never have I ever tripped and turned it into a casual stretch.
16. 16Never have I ever eaten a snack that was clearly meant 'for both of us.'
17. 17Never have I ever pretended my phone died to avoid replying.
18. 18Never have I ever sung the wrong lyrics confidently for years.
19. 19Never have I ever hidden a shopping bag so you wouldn't see it.
20. 20Never have I ever rehearsed a 'casual' run-in with someone.